Why is this pig happy??

a. We're leaving tomorrow to go to the States for Christmas.
b. I finally passed my driving exam.
c. I'm almost finished with my Christmas shopping.
d. All of the above.

Correct answer: d

Cry Today and Laugh Tomorrow

I'm sure one day this will be a funny anecdote that I'll tell my grandkids, but for now I'm pretty much just ticked off. I failed my Spanish driving test for yielding when I didn't need to. I wanted to turn around in my seat and say, "I was driving before you were out of diapers, son." The only problem is that he was a 60 year old man, so that wouldn't have worked. I mean, if I had run a red light or hit a pedestrian I'd understand, but all I did was YIELD. I told you it was a mafia.