Black Thumb

That's right. You heard me. I'm lacking a green thumb. Mine is putrid and black. Why is it that I always kill my plants. I bet all the little plants and bulbs scream little screams when I walk in the plant shop. "Oh no, not her! Did you hear what happened to Gardenia? She's merciless." "Yeah, well I heard she drowned Myrtle!" "I won't even mention what she did to Rose...it's despicable." I'm so ashamed!!! Here's a picture of my lovely little green friends just ONE week ago...



Well this is what they're looking like as of yesterday....





...it's depressing. I never wanted to hurt them!!! What have I done?? SOS!!